Your friend and I are well acquainted, and he says to go ahead, if you really must. And I’m grateful. This is perhaps the funniest thing I’ve ever read. I’m crying real tears. You are hilarious. Does the world know about you?

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.