You really had me going with that “12 year old author” bit. Mixed reactions before the reveal: 'Wow! Precocious kid!' was followed by 'What the Hell has my 13 year old done with her life and what does she have to show for it besides finally folding her underwear and putting it away last weekend?'
I was super happy the author wasn’t actually 12.
Also, I appreciate your selfie rules but I have still never managed to take one that doesn’t look like a dmv photo I TOOK OF MYSELF. Which is like hideous squared. And I swear I’m not hideous.
Just 42, I guess.
Still expecting 22 to make an appearance when I click, because she’s still who I am on the inside. ☺