“ You are fucking crazy to believe this.”

That’s how you started a dialogue with a woman you’ve never met and know nothing about. I don’t see how it could have gone any way but the way it went, after that.

I’m done.

But I sure hope your daughter never screws up. For her sake.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.