Or… you might discover that the flame warnings on high-proof rum are NOT marketing hype; that burning sugar smells bad; that you do not, in fact, have a cake cover that excludes oxygen and causes the flame to burn out, as you would have known if you had paused for a few seconds to realize that plastic cake covers were never meant for that purpose; that burning sugar and burning plastic smell VERY bad; and that dumping a burning object into the kitchen sink goes faster when you don’t have to clean out all the dirty dishes first. (The bathtub was upstairs. Past the smoke alarm. Which never went off, don’t ask me how.)
Yeah. This is definitely more like it. To a T. Another reason I can’t drink. Apparently when I do, I start making Herlocker choices…
;) LOL thank you for your enlightened response.