WTH are you even TALKING about???

Wow.

I’m a single mom, and when the shit hits the fan, *I* am the one who steps up. There may be men stronger than I am, but I promise you few are better equipped in an emergency. this is why a community bands together in hard times. Because people have different strengths and they utilize those together. But there’s always that one guy who has to run the show and act like everyone but him is disposable.

I would imagine that guy to be a lot like you.

Gonna save the day while us women folk tend to the kitchen and keep the fire stoked in the bedroom for when you get home from a long day of clubbing things over the head and lifting boulders.

Maaaaaaahhh HERO!

(Swoon)

Yeah. Sure.

You’re like the villain in a melodrama. Everyone but you realizes you’re going to lose the moment the curtain rises, to you twirling your evil mustache and hatching your diabolical plan.

And we all boo.