My favorite is the “dried kale disguised with spices and marketed as a tasty alternative to potato chips” snack.


if you’re trying to fool me into good health, you’re failing. Pretty sure fried and dried kale is just as bad for me as fried and dried potatoes…also I can’t even watch OTHER people eat it.

I don’t care what snopes.com says, I say kale is poisonous and therefore inedible.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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