Well, yes…if at some point you don’t stop growing head hair and start growing back and ear and nose hair instead, the other guys will take you out back and beat the shit out of you and I wouldn’t want that!

Please age normally while maintaining your rapier wit.

Or else.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.