Well, I don’t have the answer because I have yet to learn a term for female genitalia that doesn’t make them sound either way too forced in a “I’ve watched entirely too much porn” type of way, or in a “This is what my grandmother called it when she gave me a bath” kind of way…or like an exotic flower, but not in a good way.


SO if you come up with one, please, share the wealth.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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