Well, I don’t have the answer because I have yet to learn a term for female genitalia that doesn’t make them sound either way too forced in a “I’ve watched entirely too much porn” type of way, or in a “This is what my grandmother called it when she gave me a bath” kind of way…or like an exotic flower, but not in a good way.

SHeesh.

SO if you come up with one, please, share the wealth.