TO THE ALGORITHM GODS:

I beg of you,

If you are tasked with creating something like, oh, let’s say just for the sake of saying it, THE RESPONSE SECTION OF A SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM, test it under all possible conditions before you deploy that bad boy.

PLEASE.

On paper it makes perfect sense, I’m sure. But in practice, it may possibly (be contributing heavily to my Sinead O’Connor impersonator act (.

Seriously. Not to name names or specific platforms, THIS ISN’T WORKING..

Thank you for the rest of the stuff that’s awesome.

--Anonymously yours

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.