This one CRACKS ME UP. Not in a good way, though. I seriously went through the collective histories of some high-profile “conservative” figures trying to find out in what sense they lived a conservative lifestyle. Let’s unload the whole clip and let the bullets fall where they may. Let’s use up all of our resources without any thought as to replenishing the earth. Let’s live as large and as destructively as humanly possible for as long as we can, because shit won’t be totally broken yet and by the time it is, we’ll be long dead, and who the fuck cares about anything beyond that point?

And that’s just TWO little issues. I didn’t even bother trying to absorb the duplicitous nature of their use of religion or their contradictory (but unwavering) views about the sanctity of life, or any number of other “hot button” topics.

Yeah. SUUUPER conservative.

They conserve nothing except the interest earned from their already bloated bank accounts.

They preserve nothing.

They are almost exclusively living to USE IT ALL UP AND BURN IT ALL DOWN AND TO HELL WITH THE REST OF YOU LEFT HERE IN OUR WAKE.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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