This is the funniest thing ever ever. And I shared a one bedroom with a 7 year old, a 3 year old, and a seasonal shrew infestation for 4 years.
Well…the children didn’t stay 7 and 3. Also for the last 24 months of that my son wouldn’t enter the kitchen at all. Shrews are vile and mice are vile but nothing is quite as vile as a landlord who can’t be bothered to get them OUT.