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…ing my foot off. And all of a sudden, I am itchier than I have ever been and I used to have eczema. My entire crotch is an angry griddle of unfulfilled mosquitos and I realize I have peed on a spiteful fuck trumpet plant that I am most definitely allergic to.
Classical Sass
Alexainie
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THE WORST.
I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.
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