The thing is, my vote actually DOESN’T count. I’m in Alaska. So, right off the bat, even if every, single person in my state votes, we don’t matter.

The results are actually announced before our polls close.

I mean, if it were me in charge of that announcement I’d hold off until all polls in all states and territories had reported results, whether they mattered or not.

You know, just to keep up the illusion.

We aren’t even important enough for them to PRETEND anyone GAF what we think.

Don’t worry, though.

I vote anyway.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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