The other night, a guy made a comment about how all these douchebags ( he didn’t say douchebag because he was self-referencing) with their beer bellies and their automatic weapons are actually the largest army of protection we have.

I may have snorted milk out my nose.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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