Tell him the banana is garnish and Bullock is so over. She can’t act AND no one likes her anymore. But if he wants, you’re happy to sit through SPEED with him and resurrect her glory days, just for tonight.

Because vows and stuff.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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