Sometimes, you remind me so much of Sondheim and the way he writes in riddles and so beautifully molests the English language.

Case in point:

I’d have kept those beans
But our house was cursed
She made us get the cow to get
The curse reversed. —
Baker

It’s his father’s fault
That the curse got placed
And the place got cursed
In the first place. —
Witch

— Into The Woods

You LANGUAGE MOLESTER!!

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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