Somehow, you managed to artfully manufacture the literary equivalent of a Hemingway dick pic and simultaneously make Santa a relevant subject in July.

Pretty sure you’re an evil genius.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.