So, um

We are dorks. It was a publication all along.

I have got to stop trying to cram all of my Medium time into my bathroom breaks. Today I realized I’d been on the pot for like 36 minutes. But in my head I’m rushing so I miss all sorts of shit ( not a pun, thank you) like the fact that this was indeed already published in its own publication. Because C. Duhnne is 25 and still has all the lights on. Damnit.