So, like, 200 ft sections of wonder-laden walls between entry points? People could “sponsor” wall segments like they buy stadium chairs or monument bricks, but instead of just having their names chiseled in like some macabre tombstone foreshadow, they could have a wonder named after them. And also the wall will not be less expensive for us tax payers. But it’s okay. Their money will be managed by the government. Yay!

My segment will be a giant map of the world with gorgeous flashing lights wherever women are expected to take time off work after giving birth to a new human, and they don’t even have to starve to death to do it, and their absences don’t bring about economic collapse or the downfall of humanity. The US will certainly seem lackluster without any lights, but that’s okay. Because we got a WALL!

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.