So, I had never heard of this Fyre Fest but you whet my appetite and I needed a laugh. The best thing I found was this:
Great Exuma was advertised as a private island, but in reality, it’s home to a Sandals resort.
NO ONE THOUGHT TO GOOGLE THAT SHIT BEFORE THEY DROPPED 12 GRAND?!?! SERIOUSLY???
Yep. I’ve always wondered exactly how much money was too much money.
Apparently however much makes you stupid enough to jump on a plane to a deserted island without first making sure it’s not overrun by cannibals. Or doesn’t house a SuperMax. Or, you know, a SANDALS.
Thanks, Ezinne Ukoha this made my day.