Seriously, though, watching him “burn it all down" feels a little like I imagine it would feel to uncover the never before seen outrageous outtake footage Jerry Springer cut from his show and stashed in his sock drawer to keep the network from censoring his content or shutting him down.

Except instead of shutting anyone down, we hand the loudest, dumbest guy in the room a microphone and allow him to keep having thumbs.

impossibly tiny thumbs.

soooo small.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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