Poor guy. Scared the hell out of me. I very strategically highlighted hoping he’d see how his actions were in direct opposition to his words, which doesn’t bode well for an infant lol. And I picked the sentence I picked because it seemed the easiest to explain but

just no. NOT TODAY.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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