On learning in America:

US government insists public school day begin between 630–9am, scratches collective head in bewilderment when public school children consistently perform poorly on standardized tests (which also begin between 630–9am).

Public School Teachers, thinking public school children are not the only group to struggle with knowledge comprehension, throw up a collective middle finger in response.

Sorry. I couldn’t resist an opportunity to refer, once again, to the yokels we have courageously elected to lead us.

Also, you both should get back in bed stat.

For sleep.

Perv.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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