omg I think I just shat myself. thankful for your humor on this momentous day.

Alexainie

Nov 22, 2018·1 min read

(I’m so jealous of your extra buzz. when I woke from my colonoscopy I just felt normal. sigh. what a waste. )

Alexainie

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

“This is the best Dr. Pepper in the entire world.” I reached over to pat my son’s arm.

Terrye Turpin

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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