OMG do you have their Mommies' contact information? The level of disrespect for their workplace, much less for YOU, is unforgivable. That “our brightest minds” are being coddled to the point of complete incompetence frankly terrifies me. That these expectations are somehow part of your job description is unfathomable to me. Seriously, are they paying you two salaries? One for your serious responsibilities and one for KinderCare? Just so much NO. Leadership should feel completely ashamed and know that they are failing in such a huge way. They set the tone; you wouldn’t be treated this way by “people” acting this way if they didn’t reinforce the behavior, because NO ONE should treat ANYONE this way.
That said, you are a very gifted storyteller. A collection of similar tales about the seedy underbelly of Silicon Valley Mama’s boys that can’t even wipe their own asses? An opportunity for the rest of us plebes to feel superior to a group we have been conditioned to see as superior to us in every way? Seriously, I don’t have much, but take my money.