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May 21, 2016·1 min read

Okay this keeps making me laugh til I cry. RUN!!!

Alexainie

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

Alexainie: “hmmm… Better than nothing. Can you leave it on the porch, ring the bell and run away?”

I know that feeling.
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