Ok the whole thing is next-level ridiculous, it’s true. But as someone living under a rock, apparently (alaska, so same diff), I’m stuck on “avocado fries”.
This is a thing? How have I missed this? And who do I have to fuck* to get some?
*intended to mean less a literal sex act and more like does anyone have a source? Dealer? Because now I can’t unthink about them.