Oh, you speak for EVERYONE ELSE, now, do you? How lucky for EVERYONE else. Hate ALL MEN? Hardly. Have an extreme aversion to MEN like my father , brother, and I suspect, YOU?

ABSOLUTELY.

I won’t speak for all of US MESSY WOMEN…

But personally, today, I’m going to just go ahead and crown you King of Mass Generalizations and Oversimplifications, and Lord and Overseer of Aborted Abortions, and issue you your very own Honorary Vagina ( it will, of course, be dysfunctional, as all vaginas are. Use caution) for being the person who finally solved the mystery that is ALL WOMEN.

Man! Take the day off. You’ve earned it.