Oh, thank goodness. Because I’m not sure where you are, but where I live authentic Mexican food is a rare bird and not something one gives up without a fight.

I was truly bummed when I thought the bathroom burrito bandit had ruined your favorite for you. I STILL can’t believe a person exists who blatantly eats in a toilet stall without shame or remorse.

I mean, I GET shame eating…in secret…girls in my high school were all over that shit. But this is a horse of a different color, indeed.

He could shape up to be a hell of a great book character. :)