Oh my god now I can’t stop picturing Colbert violently stroking his junk to Jane Fonda in pink leotards and gray leg warmers. And a headband under her spiral perm.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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