Oh. My. God.

You were dating the Frankensteins. I am impressed with your fortitude and restraint. I think first glance of the first dog would have coincided with my last time stepping foot in that house.

Dude must have been wicked good in bed.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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