OH FUCKSOCKS I LOVE LOUIS CK

especially when he’s going off on his kids, or the audience, about how fucking whiny they are, getting to live in a world full of wonder and miraculous magical flying machines and phones that ping off space.

it’s a good reminder.

“I HATE MY PHONE!!!”

why?

“Well, it’s just…it just takes forever to load”

Well, it’s going to SPACE RIGHT NOW WOULD YOU GIVE IT A FREAKING MINUTE? JUST GIVE IT A MINUTE, WILL YOU!?!??!

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.