Oh, and also, if I may be so bold as to add--
I scoff (this is me, #scoffing ) when you claim to be a sub par writer. Because, my dear, nothing you write is sub par…
Um…unless you are inferring golf from my use of par. In that case, I suppose that everything you write would be considered sub par.
Anyway, still scoffing because you are wondrous. ;)