That’s one I’ve never heard before. Now I have to put rule 34 to the test.

Alexainie

Jul 5, 2016·1 min read

So, thanks for that.

(Amy should really seek therapy).

Very funny.

Alexainie

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

…being caught, or the neglect of a rather energetic asshole, akin to that of a long dormant volcano, that lead to the wine cork flying out of his ass and cracking the mirror that lay against the wall opposite the bed.

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I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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