Not Stupid, Just Stumped
My kids used to think I knew everything.
Those were the best five minutes ever.
Since then, I spend a good portion of my time staring blankly at whichever one just asked me some question that might as well be:
“What’s the meaning of life?”
A couple specific ones come to mind:
If a pair means two of something, like a pair of socks, how can this be a pair of underwear?
If you make fake news ABOUT fake news, is that like two negatives make a positive, or is it like two wrongs don’t make a right?
That woman said the penis is her favorite body part. But women don’t have penises. So how can the penis be her favorite body part? (Thank you, Stephen Spielberg.)
Mom, am I just tweezing this ingrown leg hair every 8 days so it will have a nice place to ingrow back again (on lone hair that has plagued her since birth)?
and finally, because I am still rolling this one around in my brain,