Named a hemorrhoid after my narcissistic ex-husband years ago. Good ol' Steve loved getting shit on. I imagine this will give me the same warm fuzzies, if I’m unlucky enough to crack my ass skin. Bravo.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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