Nah, fuck It. I trust you to never surgically remove my clitoris, no matter how mad you are.

Okay. Now, THAT is going into the vows.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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