My youngest is 10 now. I have kept a better record of his hilarious words than I knew to do with his big sister. I call them Alexisms and one day they’re going to be the answer to all the mysteries of life.

Pictures, though, really took a pop in the pooter with number 2.

Take pictures.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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