my stupid Surface won’t let me highlight with the touch keyboard and it doesnt autocorrect or capitalize or add apostrophes to contractions and these are things that i thought had fucking evolved enough that i could fucking relax after work and read AND FUCKING APPRECIATE the way you blend talking to us and talking to yourself (shh stop typing) and tell you that i am laughing til i cry without getting up to grab the real keyboard and without having to explain why because i already fucking HIGHLIGHTED why but NO!

First Microsoft NARCISSIST makes it almost impossible for me not to hate all men hence the subsequent 2 year old vag cobwebs and lack of interest in washing my hair or brushing or fixing or cutting it or wearing lipstick or nail polish or shaving my legs and caused my loss of any fucks to give,

then microsoft crap product makes it look like an illiterate toddler has hacked my account

because microsoft wants me to either kill someone or die and im still mad that they havent revealed the real-life undo button i know they have on their secret menu and that thing would have saved me so much trouble.

you are funny and i am done.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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