My personal favorite?

I couldn’t be serious about a woman who slept with me on the first date. If she’d spread her legs for me, who’s to say she wouldn’t do that with anyone at all?

Wait.
WHAAAT?!?!?

SMH

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.