My friend Bill just got home from 12 days in the village of Kwigillingok where he helped a friend and elder to rebuild his house. It burned down 12 years ago and no one has taken the time to help this old man in all that time. The house was home to 9 family members and they have been living in a tiny 3 room shack all this time.

I swear I have a point.

Anyway, when he went to board the tiny plane home, Moses (the man) handed him a HUGE walrus skull, tagged by Fish and Game so legal for white man to possess. It’s easily as tall as Bill, and the tusks are enormous.

He also made him an oosik knife.

Just sayin’

China got nothin’ on us up here in the Land of the Midnight Sun.

also, clean air. and delicious H20.

BTW both the walrus who gave the skull and the whale who gave the dick were completely consumed for subsistence. Even the clams in the walrus’ stomach were eaten.

So, gross.

Sorry, off the topic of your hilarity but pretty cool nevertheless. :)

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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