My dad’s best friend is named Joe Bob Brewster.

On his birth certificate.

He’s about 6’3", 250, beard down to here.

He is, of course, from Texas.

Lived here for 20 years or so but he’s back in Texas now.

He’s a funny sumbitch.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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