My brother had a pacifier in his mouth until kindergarten so I swore no kid of mine would ever be hooked on one. My daughter is 15 now and still occasionally sucks her thumb. It’s totally deformed.

My son got a pacifier before he was all the way through the birth canal. Because you can’t take thumbs away ever.

You can’t fucking win.

This was the best. Lol.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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