Me neither. Or a care bear. Or strawberry shortcake. Or a smurf.
I’m an 80s flunkie.
I did wear parachute pants and breakdance. That’s something, right?
I jumped a lot of rope and was a pogo stick expert, look mom! No hands!
I just wasn’t into the cuddlywuddlies.
Except ( shame face) I had a cabbage patch doll. And she had a birth certificate.
I gave her mud pies for dinner and mudbaths for lunch, though. I laugh when I hear about collectables. Mine looked like she was wearing an actual dirty diaper.