Little known fact about Alaska-

Prior to Wasilla giving birth (clearly, not a NATURAL birth; plenty of drugs on board) to that great American gift that just won’t stop babbling incoherently…the former governer who stepped down because she felt she would “have more influence as a private citizen”…

TALKEETNA, a tiny town about 100 miles NORTH of Wasilla — home to lots of homegrown weed and the state’s largest annual bluegrass festival (the two are probably not mutually exclusive)— elected as their mayor THIS GUY.

So, when you slapped that motto on us today, you were more on point than you knew.

Also, I just know there’s a Trump/Pussy joke in here somewhere…


I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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