I’ll bet you never realized how evil these sonsabitches could be, did you?

Having trouble getting your lazy teen out of bed in the morning?

Does he hit the snooze button until you think you might murder him?

You’re at the end of your rope! You are NOT spending one more morning dragging an almost full-grown human being to the breakfast table! You are sick of having to be an asshole all the time. You used to be a MORNING person! This has GOT to change before you ship your kid to Scared Straight.

I have two words for you:

FROZEN

MARBLES

Dance, and song.

And just to be on the safe side,
Wear earplugs.
Also, maybe chain mail.
A helmet couldn’t hurt.

Problem solved.

You’re welcome.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.