James Comey as Every Woman Defending Herself Against Her Rapist Ever

NO, I guess he wasn’t TECHNICALLY raped

But I’d like to point out a couple of exchanges during his testimony yesterday, regarding his lack of action taken when the President strongly implied he wanted Comey to stop investigating Michael Flynn.

What do you think, ladies? Sounds an awful lot like victim-blaming to me. Let’s address the fact that NO ONE IS DENYING THAT WHAT THE PRESIDENT DID WAS, IN FACT, INAPPROPRIATE AND WRONG. Instead, we’re just sliding right over that part into “If it was so bad, why didn’t you tell on him right away? You’re a big dude, don’t tell me you’re scared of a little old man like the POTUS!”

I’m beyond disgusted. But, I’m not surprised. Women have been on the shitty end of this behavior since the beginning of time.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.