I’ll just stop you right there for two reasons:

Jul 24, 2017·1 min read

There is no way on God’s green earth that I would EVER achieve that outcome. Not ever.
Alcohol is for being shitfaced, not for lighting on fire
Number 2 is the reason I can’t drink alcohol.

Alexainie

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

… covers parts you do not want to burn, leaving the message to shine through), then light it so that alcohol burns off in a pretty low-temperature flame that makes a marvelous display.

Happy birthday, dear lady!

Jack Herlocker