I would like to point out that I had a similar reaction when Bernie Sanders had a thing on Medium. And when President Obama had a thing on Medium. And when Senator Warren had a thing on Medium.

Do you know who I can’t remember having had a thing on Medium?

Captain Highness Cheese-Dick Baby Hands.

Do you suppose it’s the lack of a character constraint?

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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