I will never block you for hating salmon. Salmon are majestic creatures whose whole life is lived literally up the creek without a paddle. On this I have two thoughts:

  1. I would never put that much effort into getting laid. Not ever.
  2. Part of me wants to laugh at salmon for not being more evolved and finding an easier way to propagate. The other part of me would bet money that the fish president is not a complete douchecanoe, because a hard-working, determined fish like the salmon would never elect a fucking clown fish president.

All of that being said, salmon tastes like ass and smells like dead and people love to give single moms salmon so much please no.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I want it to be spelled right and punctuated correctly. I guess that’s something.

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